Monday, April 3, 2017

Female Wisdom Part 1

I found this in my document folder on my drive. I don't remember where I got it or who gave it to me. I posted this last year at some time, and I thought if I posted it again, like me, you would get a kick out of it. It's truly a wonder how the minds of us females work....LOL

Female Wisdom!

1. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

2. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

3. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

4. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

6. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

7. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

8. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pant's.

9. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

I now leave you with more words of wisdom, "Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."...[LOL]...   Until next time be blessed.


  1. {{{{giggling}}}} Thanks Toni. smiles---have a lovely day friend.

  2. LOL Love #5 sounds just like me!

  3. So funny!! #9, happens to me too often!!

  4. Hi Toni, happy Monday! This is very cute, thanks for sharing xoxo


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