Monday, August 29, 2016

My "Self List"

I saw this on Facebook and just knew I had to post it on my blog. I got such a kick out of it and thought you would too.

"The Self List"

1. My goal for 2016 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 13 to go!

2. Ate salad for for dinner: Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. FINE, It was a pizza, I ate a pizza.

3. How to prepare Tofu: A- Throw it in the trash. B- Grill some meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

5. I don't mean to brag but...I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

6. A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

8. I may not be funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.

9. I love being over 50. I learn something new every day.....and forget 5 others.

10. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

And that's all folks!!

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Until next time my friends, be blessed.

5 comments:

  1. Really cute, needed a laugh this morning!

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  2. These were great! Thanks for the morning laugh! Hugs!

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  3. Have a blessed week, Toni. I can do a diet fairly quickly myself.

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  4. Oh, Toni! This will have me laughing all day! Thank you.

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  5. That was a lot of fun.
    Enjoyed it a lot!
    Have a great Tuesday Toni!

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