1. My goal for 2018 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 13 more to go!
2. Ate salad for for dinner: Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. FINE, It was a pizza, I ate a pizza.
3. How to prepare Tofu: A- Throw it in the trash. B- Grill some meat.
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
5. I don't mean to brag but...I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. I may not be funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.
9. I love being over 60. I learn something new every day.....and forget 5 others.
10. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Chuckle Of The Day