Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Female Wisdom Part 2

This past week I've been getting a kick out of female wisdom and their lists for themselves. Here is one I found last year and thought you might get a kick out of it too. I now have a feeling I need a life or something new to write about.

"My Self List"

1. My goal for 2017 is to lose 10 pounds. Only 13 more to go!

2. Ate salad for dinner: Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. FINE, It was a pizza, I ate a pizza.

3. How to prepare Tofu: A- Throw it in the trash. B- Grill some meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

5. I don't mean to brag but...I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

6. A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

8. I may not be funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented..  (I forgot where I was going with this).

9. I love being over 60. I learn something new every day.....and forget 5 others.

10. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

And that's all folks!!

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Until next time my friends, have a day of blessings.

4 comments:

  1. Walking into a spider web? O no ... brrr!

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  2. Those are great, Toni! I love every one of them, and can so relate! Thanks for the chuckle to start my day out right! blessings my friend.

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  3. Hi Toni! I just found out that Comcast is airing YES network again! I can so relate to this female wisdom! Hugs!

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    1. That's great Kathy! I get the YES HD channel with my local provider GTel Communications. Here in my area that's the only provider we can have. Small town with only one cable company. :P

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